My newspaper is gone!

Well, get this. We got home from work, and my mum took away my newspaper! Just picked it up, and threw it away like it meant nothing to her. Where am I going to pee? This is just great, now my tummy is going to explode and pee is going to be all over the kitchen! Then she'll probably be saying those bad words grown-ups say as she's cleaning it up. Serves her right! How would she like it if I took away her toilet???