Watching My Pee

Here is a funny story. At work, I have to pee on the pavement - which is on a slope so I need to be careful that I don't pee on myself. Anyway, I really had to go, and I went a LOT. Afterwards, I turned around and it was quite amusing to watch my pee collect dirt and run down the slope. I think my mum was laughing at me, because my face was really close to the ground and every time a new piece of dirt/debri would get 'in the river' it would catch my attention and I wouldn't move until it had stopped.